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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 13:31
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Prescription risk: Meds that could cause dementia - WFMZ.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Wall Street CEOs are cycling through the five stages of tariff grief - NPR
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Diddy trial day 18 recap: 2nd Combs victim concludes 'humiliating' cross-examination - ABC News
Still no good.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
SEC Raises Legal Questions Over Proposed Ethereum, Solana ETFs - Decrypt
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
OpenAI Wants to get College Kids Hooked on AI - Gizmodo
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Qualcomm to acquire semiconductor firm Alphawave Semi for $2.4B - TechCrunch
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
So they tried
Fiery Orange Gems From The Moon Reveal Secrets of Its Violent Past - ScienceAlert
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...